typical holiday day of a post-secondary school bum


  • this post took me a lot of time and effort. so you better read it and enjoy. or else. oh yea, pay attention to the timing too.
  • 10.30: wake up
  • 10.35: continue staring at wall
  • 10.37: notice crack on the wall
  • 10.40: look for other cracks on wall. decide on new wall colour
  • 10.43: do that "fist clenchy" thing that you do every time you wake up to feel that weird pain
  • 10.45: attempt to get up but remain laying down. wonder whats for breakfast. wonder if there is breakfast
  • 10.50: go back to sleep
  • 12.46: wake up and go "damn, that's late"
  • 12.50: look at same crack on wall
  • 12.55: negotiate wether to stay in bed
  • 1.00: stay in bed
  • 1.15: realize you have something important to do (ie, send hand phone for repair)
  • 1.17: grumble and get up
  • 1.20: wonder whats for breakfast and to your surprise, find lunch
  • 1.23: cold lunch
  • 1.25: eat in front of the tv
  • 1.27: since it is nearing the 30 minute interval, most shows are ending. flip endlessly through channels until 1.31 when new programs start
  • 1.28: saw favorite program's credits. regret staring at wall
  • 1.31: commercials finally finish and settle for a tv program
  • 1.32: eat slowly
  • 1.45: finished eating. return dishes after the show
  • 2.00: after the next show
  • 2.30: 5 more minutes
  • 2.34: no more good programs. return dishes
  • 2.40: return to room to stone. notice the messiness of room and try to clean up
  • 2.42: stop cleaning up
  • 2.45: pick up guitar to play
  • 2.47: guitar is out of tune
  • 2.48: see tuner, see laptop
  • 2.49: play games on laptop
  • 3.57: realize you need to fix your hand phone
  • 4.00: decide to do after the next round
  • 4.21: and the round after that
  • 4.30: realize you can do more productive things (ie, finish reading that damn book)
  • 4.32: out of guilt and personal hygiene, take a shower, finally
  • 4.33: shower is too hot, turn of the heater
  • 4.34: shower is too cold, lean quickly away from shower and edge back slowly
  • 4.35: sing songs in the shower and mumble the parts where the lyrics are unknown
  • 4.47: finish showering
  • 4.50: change to new clothes
  • 5.00: continue playing the game for "one more round" before leaving
  • 5.25: make that two rounds
  • 5.40: go out to get phone fixed
  • 5.45: realized how lonely you are and how life sucks
  • 6.30: reached the place but made a wrong turn. cover mistake up by pretending to read a message on the phone and then turning around for the detour
  • 6.35: realize the place closed early due to the public holiday
  • 6.36: what public holiday?
  • 6.40: go home, alone and lonely, jealous of other friends hanging out
  • 6.45: on the way home, witness a couple and wonder how the hell the guy managed to get that girl
  • 6.56: or how much money he has
  • 6.58: see another couple, notice how low girl's standards on guys have gone and wonder if that means it sucks even more to be single now
  • 7.30: tv dinner at home
  • 9.00: go to room and log in to msn
  • 9.05: open iTunes and firefox
  • 9.06: skim through today's news and go to "default" websites (ie, facebook)
  • 9.08: visit own blog and hope someone visited it or posted a comment
  • 9.10: put something totally random on facebook hoping that it sounds cool and that people would respond (ie, "my fingers hurt from playing the guitar") even though you are being an ass
  • 9.12: get bored and look for someone online
  • 9.14: debate with yourself and feel obliged to msn at least one person
  • 9.15: or play a facebook application
  • 9.47: finish playing application, only to find another one
  • 10.15: finally finish and muster the courage to msn a friend
  • 10.18: he/she does not reply, proceed to next victim and finally strike a conversation
  • 10.20: end conversation
  • 10.25: go youtube surfing and watch videos and the links to the right
  • 11.57: 1st person finally replies wondering why you did not have a fun day at Sentosa with them
  • 11.58: tell him/her your phone was broken and never received the message
  • 12.00: silently cry. especially when their facebook shows how much fun you had missed
  • 12.07: continue youtube-ing
  • 1.13: decide to go to sleep after this video
  • 1.20: or this one
  • 1.57: remember you had to go to sleep
  • 2.00: feel restless, post something on blog
  • 2.31: get ready for sleep until you remember the movie "paranormal activity"
  • 2.32: turn on the radio and night light
  • 2.34: look forward to the next productive and exciting day
  • 2.36: sleep
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