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I'm Gen.
Yea, was lazy to add the cbox again
so tumblr becomes all the craze just when i stopped using it.
my life is full of shitty timing:
-when i got pokemon gold, crystal came out
-when i stopped aggressive inline skating, roller-blading got popular thanks to some stupid cartoon show
-when i realised there’s actually a street inline hockey team, i’m too old to join
-every damn bus i take leaves right in front of my eyes before reaching the bus stop
-repeat the last line but replace ‘bus’ with ‘mrt’
and etc…
hello human beings.
As you can see, I have stopped updating. So here’s the quickest update I can afford right now: HELP! Someone get me the hell out of this planet and bring me to a place where I can sit still.
Oh yea, this is also my 100th post and I felt obliged to post something significant. I’ll think of something soon…
yea, i’m in doubt
ciao singapore
Leaving in a few hours. Hope that this wont be the first time I’m leaving this red dot. Check out my older posts in the archives if you wish. Happy caroling folks. See you on the 24th.
White Stripes, listen to them and you’ll find one of the only bands with real soul left today.
phew
Just got back from a church camp. Amazing race was amazingly interesting. Going to Jakarta tomorrow. Pretty tired don’t expect as much updates…………must sleep
See you on the click side
EAGLES Award
is what I got. I bet you feel comfortable to know that your GST is going to bums like me.
when in doubt, have some Cyanide and Happiness.
5
is my tumblarity level: the greatest blogging gimmick ever. Sorry to have kept you guys waiting.
Wednesday
Went out with the ‘Pastry Chef’ and endured the toils of the feminine productivity buster: shopping. It was at this point that I realized all the fashion shows my sister forced me into watching paid off. Ate quite a bit of food here and there. This day also proved that I had psionic abilities. This was proven when “”“”“”“people”“”“”“” who we talk about appear and MRT doors magically opening even after closing by me screaming in falsetto that the world is going to end if the doors don’t open.
Thursday
Brother came back to Singapore. Talked to a friend who had Post Os Syndrome (POS) and turns out that many other Singaporeans out there have this disorder. They are known as POSsums. But it’s a bit weird considering that they are all Not Usually That Stupid (NUTS), I would’nt worry about the O Levels if I were NUTS. Psionic abilities persisted. This time on bus doors.
Friday
Went to the Zoo. Saw a lot of sweaty creatures who lived in enclosures all their lives who were taught what and how to think. Oh yea, and there were animals too.
Footnotes:
While out with the ‘pastry chef’, I thought of something that would greatly help all guys around the world: a waiting room in all clothing departments for guys waiting for girls.
It would probably consist of a pinball machine, a vending machine, some food and a television. I deserve a friking nobel peace prize. Imagine all the guys that I will save from ending up in mental asylums with those rooms instead of sulking about.
Also, for you guys/girls/gays/new-urban-‘male’ s out there, here is a guide on becoming popular:
- adopt an African child
- get a pet chihuahua
- get a gay best friend (no problem for anyone who wears new urban male)
- be eco-friendly
- and my personal favourite: adopt a gay african chihuahua that bio-degrades.
Move to Los Angeles and you will become a celebrity.
See you on the click side.
that’s sad
typical holiday day of a post-secondary school bum
- this post took me a lot of time and effort. so you better read it and enjoy. or else. oh yea, pay attention to the timing too.
- 10.30: wake up
- 10.35: continue staring at wall
- 10.37: notice crack on the wall
- 10.40: look for other cracks on wall. decide on new wall colour
- 10.43: do that "fist clenchy" thing that you do every time you wake up to feel that weird pain
- 10.45: attempt to get up but remain laying down. wonder whats for breakfast. wonder if there is breakfast
- 10.50: go back to sleep
- 12.46: wake up and go "damn, that's late"
- 12.50: look at same crack on wall
- 12.55: negotiate wether to stay in bed
- 1.00: stay in bed
- 1.15: realize you have something important to do (ie, send hand phone for repair)
- 1.17: grumble and get up
- 1.20: wonder whats for breakfast and to your surprise, find lunch
- 1.23: cold lunch
- 1.25: eat in front of the tv
- 1.27: since it is nearing the 30 minute interval, most shows are ending. flip endlessly through channels until 1.31 when new programs start
- 1.28: saw favorite program's credits. regret staring at wall
- 1.31: commercials finally finish and settle for a tv program
- 1.32: eat slowly
- 1.45: finished eating. return dishes after the show
- 2.00: after the next show
- 2.30: 5 more minutes
- 2.34: no more good programs. return dishes
- 2.40: return to room to stone. notice the messiness of room and try to clean up
- 2.42: stop cleaning up
- 2.45: pick up guitar to play
- 2.47: guitar is out of tune
- 2.48: see tuner, see laptop
- 2.49: play games on laptop
- 3.57: realize you need to fix your hand phone
- 4.00: decide to do after the next round
- 4.21: and the round after that
- 4.30: realize you can do more productive things (ie, finish reading that damn book)
- 4.32: out of guilt and personal hygiene, take a shower, finally
- 4.33: shower is too hot, turn of the heater
- 4.34: shower is too cold, lean quickly away from shower and edge back slowly
- 4.35: sing songs in the shower and mumble the parts where the lyrics are unknown
- 4.47: finish showering
- 4.50: change to new clothes
- 5.00: continue playing the game for "one more round" before leaving
- 5.25: make that two rounds
- 5.40: go out to get phone fixed
- 5.45: realized how lonely you are and how life sucks
- 6.30: reached the place but made a wrong turn. cover mistake up by pretending to read a message on the phone and then turning around for the detour
- 6.35: realize the place closed early due to the public holiday
- 6.36: what public holiday?
- 6.40: go home, alone and lonely, jealous of other friends hanging out
- 6.45: on the way home, witness a couple and wonder how the hell the guy managed to get that girl
- 6.56: or how much money he has
- 6.58: see another couple, notice how low girl's standards on guys have gone and wonder if that means it sucks even more to be single now
- 7.30: tv dinner at home
- 9.00: go to room and log in to msn
- 9.05: open iTunes and firefox
- 9.06: skim through today's news and go to "default" websites (ie, facebook)
- 9.08: visit own blog and hope someone visited it or posted a comment
- 9.10: put something totally random on facebook hoping that it sounds cool and that people would respond (ie, "my fingers hurt from playing the guitar") even though you are being an ass
- 9.12: get bored and look for someone online
- 9.14: debate with yourself and feel obliged to msn at least one person
- 9.15: or play a facebook application
- 9.47: finish playing application, only to find another one
- 10.15: finally finish and muster the courage to msn a friend
- 10.18: he/she does not reply, proceed to next victim and finally strike a conversation
- 10.20: end conversation
- 10.25: go youtube surfing and watch videos and the links to the right
- 11.57: 1st person finally replies wondering why you did not have a fun day at Sentosa with them
- 11.58: tell him/her your phone was broken and never received the message
- 12.00: silently cry. especially when their facebook shows how much fun you had missed
- 12.07: continue youtube-ing
- 1.13: decide to go to sleep after this video
- 1.20: or this one
- 1.57: remember you had to go to sleep
- 2.00: feel restless, post something on blog
- 2.31: get ready for sleep until you remember the movie "paranormal activity"
- 2.32: turn on the radio and night light
- 2.34: look forward to the next productive and exciting day
- 2.36: sleep
heres the geek side of me. this is why Halo would be a kick ass movie if one ever came about.
Everlong (acoustic), Foo Fighters (!!!)
